Give Thanks For A Sense Of Humor

Want to impress your guests this Thanksgiving? Then turn your turkey into a sexy little bird with this nifty trick.

Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes (guess this will depend on how skimpy you want your bikini to be). Arrange the unlucky fowl in your roasting pan. Position the foil carefully; you wouldn't want to mess up this culinary coup de gras.

Then roast according to your own recipe and serve before carving. Then watch the faces of your most beloved friends and family.

It may seem unnecessarily humiliating to the turkey, but it's gone to the great prairie in the sky and won't know the difference. Have fun and Happy Thanksgiving!